whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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