it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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