Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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