It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
