dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
