Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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