Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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