I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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