How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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