That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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