I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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