I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want nice things and good sex
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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