He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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