guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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