I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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