dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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