And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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