I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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