i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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