you win again, gameday.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I want her autograph on my taint
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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