Your face is a jimmy john
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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