I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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