Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
