do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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