just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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