Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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