1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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