PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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