so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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