It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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