do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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