i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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