"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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