I hope mine doesn't look like that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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