I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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