im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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