R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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