can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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