I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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