They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
