Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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