wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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