i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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