No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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