WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
