what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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