His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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