I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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