everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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