Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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