Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
