it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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