i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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