its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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