How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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