I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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