...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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